Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animals

Christmas

A Fashionable Ode Written For The Holiday Season

The holidays are coming; oh what a delight,
With tinsel and cookies all sparkling bright.
Yet beneath all the shimmer, the stress starts to grow,
Chasing perfection steals all of the glow.

CATSUIT: Kim Shui | SHOES: Yves Saint Laurent

Sisters are bickering, past woes on display,
While munching on mom’s cake, they grumble away.
Kids eye the toys, comparing their size,
With spoiled expectations—oh my, what a surprise!

TOP: Amor Mia | SKIRT: House of Etiquette Latex

Did we get the right ones? Is the bow tied just right?
Caught in a frenzy, we lose sight of the light.
Did dad even check if the tree’s standing straight?
Or will the kids cry at Santa’s gift full of hate?

BOW: RVNG Couture

Mom’s pouring a glass, a big one to fill,
Pretending the tears are just part of the thrill.
In-laws arrive, with advice they will share,
And there’s that brother—what’s he doing there?

TOP: Kim Shui | SKIRT: NARCES | SHOES: Stuart Weitzman

It’s easy to grumble, to sigh and to stew,
But is clenching our teeth worth the holiday blues?
Let’s pause for a moment, put stress on the shelf,
Remember the joy of just being ourselves.

Dress: RVNG Couture | Shoes: Stuart Weitzman

Laugh ‘til we cry, share stories and cheer,
Forget all the fuss, keep loved ones near.
The heart of the season is simple and clear,
Goodwill and connection—this is what we should hold dear.

So here’s to the holidays, quirks and all,
Embrace the chaos, let’s have a ball!
Raise a glass high, toast to the night,
To family and kindness, to joy and to light.

Let go of the grudges, let’s come together,
In the end, it’s love that makes everything better.
So this holiday season, let’s live out the dream.

With laughter and love, we’ll make quite the team.
Merry Christmas to all, you filthy animal crew,
Here’s to the memories, both old and new!

Christmas
BOW: RVNG Couture | Skirt: U3

Featured Image Credit – Dress: Kim Shui

Production Credits:
Model: Natasha @nat1sharabura with Want Model Management
Photography: Valerie Burke @burkephotography
Styling: Brandon Laughton @lordlaughton
Hair: Connor Lange @connorlangehair
Make Up: Angela Lee @angelaleemakeup
Manicurist: Khristinne M @khristinnem

Editorial Team

Editor-in-Chief: Natalie Tran Steger | Managing Editor: Cyan Leigh Dacasin | Senior Strategist and Editor: Claire Grisolano

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